Something strange happened today. I think I saw someone steal the
Bob's Big Boy statue from in front of Whole Foods. They put him on top
of their car and quickly drove off. That statue has been out there for
ages. I always wondered why it was there considering there are no Big
Boys in Texas.
There have been a few oddities in these last couple of days. Like
yesterday, some older man drove up behind the store in this posh new
Mercedes, and he tossed a Louis Vuitton bag and a Mont Blanc pen in box
into the dumpster and then drove off. The bag was full of makeup,
shampoo, a razor, and makeup removal wipes. The pen was sterling and
18kt gold. Why throw that out? Did he kill some woman with the pen?
Did she get the pen for another man and he found it? Was he cheating
on his wife with this woman and she left these things at his place? So
many possibilities...
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This landscape was once littered with Bob's Big Boys....
Soon will be littered with adulterous handbags?